10 fake apologies narcissists always use (and you fall for every time)

by Tony Moorcroft
October 4, 2025

The apology seemed perfect. Tears, even. A trembling voice admitting fault, acknowledging pain, promising change. Six weeks later, nothing had shifted except my certainty that this time would be different. It took years to recognize I wasn’t receiving apologies—I was watching performances. And I’d been giving standing ovations to the same show on repeat.

We’re hardwired to believe apologies because we need repair to be possible. When someone says sorry, we crave resolution, healing, forward movement. People with narcissistic patterns understand this need and exploit it brilliantly. They’ve perfected the apology that sounds right but changes nothing—verbal sleight of hand that leaves you questioning your hurt rather than their behavior.

1. “I’m sorry you feel that way”

This classic shifts responsibility while maintaining plausible concern. They’re not sorry for what they did—they’re sorry about your inconvenient emotions. Your feelings become the problem requiring management.

Notice what’s absent: any acknowledgment of their actual actions. It’s like a surgeon saying “I’m sorry you’re bleeding” while still holding the scalpel. This non-apology forces you to defend your right to feel hurt, conveniently diverting attention from what caused the wound.

2. “I’m sorry, but you…”

Those two magic words appear briefly before the “but” demolishes them. What follows is a detailed catalog of your provocations, failures, and contributions to their behavior. Within minutes, you’re the one apologizing.

This deflection technique transforms every apology into a counterstrike. They acknowledge wrongdoing for exactly one breath before explaining why you deserved it. You leave more confused than you entered, somehow guilty for being hurt.

3. “I already apologized for that”

They mentioned sorry once—quickly, possibly while scrolling their phone. Now they’re shocked you haven’t completely healed and moved forward. Their apology apparently came with a same-day expiration date.

The subtext is clear: you’re being difficult, holding grudges, refusing to let go. They’ve done their part (barely), so your continued hurt is your character flaw. One mumbled sorry should apparently erase years of established patterns.

4. “I’m sorry for whatever I did”

Vague enough to mean nothing, specific enough to sound like something. They’re tossing a blanket over the mess instead of cleaning it. It mimics accountability while committing to absolutely nothing.

The “whatever” is strategic—it implies they’re clueless about your upset, despite your repeated explanations. This forces you to itemize their offenses again, making you appear petty for keeping score while they seem generous for apologizing blindly.

5. “I’m sorry you misunderstood”

Your comprehension becomes the villain, not their behavior. They’re the misunderstood artist; you’re the unsophisticated audience who missed the nuance. The issue isn’t what they said—it’s your faulty processing.

This particularly crafty non-apology undermines your reality. You didn’t misunderstand when they called you incompetent. You understood perfectly. But now you’re debating comprehension instead of addressing cruelty.

6. “Fine, I’m sorry, okay?”

Every syllable drips irritation. They’re sorry you won’t stop talking. Sorry you’re so high-maintenance. Sorry they must perform this tedious ritual to achieve peace.

The aggressive exhaustion makes you the villain for wanting authentic repair. You’re forcing them through these motions like a cruel director. Often, you end up consoling them for the burden of having to apologize.

7. “I’m sorry I’m not perfect”

This transforms their specific harmful action into an impossible standard no human could meet. They’re not apologizing for lying—they’re positioning themselves as martyrs to your unrealistic expectations.

Now you’re the one with impossible standards. Asking them not to deceive becomes demanding sainthood. The conversation pivots from their behavior to your allegedly unreasonable requirements. You leave wondering if you really do expect too much.

8. “If I hurt you, I’m sorry”

That “if” does heavy lifting. It questions whether harm occurred despite overwhelming evidence. They’re not acknowledging damage—they’re humoring your possibly fictional wounds.

Genuine apologies require acknowledging harm without conditions. This version denies that basic recognition. You waste energy arguing that yes, it hurt, instead of discussing healing and prevention.

9. “I’m sorry, can we move on now?”

The apology becomes a rushed transaction—minimal payment for immediate normalcy. No space for your processing, no patience for trust-building. Just urgency to end their discomfort.

This reveals their actual priority: escaping consequences, not repairing damage. They want forgiveness benefits without restoration work. Your healing timeline becomes another unreasonable demand they must endure.

10. “I’m sorry you made me do it”

The ultimate reversal: they’re sorry, you’re guilty. Your behavior forced their hand. They had no choice. You essentially hurt yourself.

This isn’t remotely an apology—it’s an accusation wearing an apology costume. They’ve managed to say sorry while painting themselves as victim and you as perpetrator. It’s like hitting someone then billing them for damaging your fist.

Final thoughts

Real apologies require what narcissistic patterns resist: genuine empathy and accountability without collapse. Their apologies fail because they’re designed for escape, not repair.

We believe these hollow apologies because hope is human nature. We need to believe people can grow, relationships can heal, that sorry means something. This isn’t naivety—it’s optimism that makes connection possible.

But wisdom means recognizing performance versus promise. Real apologies create change. Fake ones enable repetition. The proof isn’t in the words—it’s in what follows. If what follows is identical hurt with different dates, that’s not an apology you fell for. That’s a pattern you’re now equipped to recognize and reject.

You deserve apologies that acknowledge, understand, and prevent future harm. Anything less isn’t an apology—it’s manipulation in a familiar costume.

 

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